If Your State Was a Person, Who Would They Be at a Bar?

If Your State Was a Person, Who Would They Be at a Bar?

If Your State Was a Person, Who Would They Be at a Bar?

I’m going to be honest… this article came out a couple years ago, but I am just finding it and I need to share it with you.

This guy decided to list out every single state and describe what type of person they would be if they were at a bar.

For example:

Pennsylvania is a cheery, pretty brunette girl with blue eyes, dressed farily preppy. She’s drinking Yuengling and making out with a handful of other states.

Seems about right.

Or how about this one:

Tennessee is drinking Jack Daniels, and watching Nascar.

and this one…

Texas is singing karaoke about how great Texas is.

I’m dying… these are amazing.

If you want to read the rest of the Untied States, CLICK HERE

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