He started Paypal. He created one of the most valuable car companies, Tesla. He created space internet that can be used by anyone around the world. Flamethrowers. He created rockets to take us to Mars. He is researching mind reading. And now… he created Tequila?
Elon decided to release tequila dressed up in a lightning bolt-shaped bottle mounted on a futuristic stand. No one knows how this beverage tastes, but the Tesla logo displayed on the bottle has already convinced the world; Telsa tequila is already sold out. According to the product description, Tesla Tequila is “100 percent de agave tequila añejo aged in French oak barrels, featuring a dry fruit and light vanilla nose with a balanced cinnamon pepper finish.”
No matter how good (or bad) it tastes, Elon’s boredom offers an intoxicating distraction from the world. Cheers.
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